Jay’s Top Ten List Collection

Top Ten Signs that Santa Has You On the Naughty List

1. The Reindeer leave “gifts” for you on your roof.
2. Your stocking has a deed to a coalmine in it.
3. The Mall Santa’s take out an “order of protection” against you.
4. He gives your presents to the neighbors.
5. He takes your tree and leaves a tree shaped air freshener in its place.
6. He hires a contractor to permanently seal your chimney.
7. Leaves a bill for “past services rendered” on your mantle.
8. Kidnaps you and leaves you on the Isle of Misfit Toys.
9. Gives the Grinch your address.
10. Says, Merry Christmas to all, except (inserts your name), and to all, except
    (inserts your name), a good night.

Jay Cookingham © 12/18/2002